Conrad: “WHY DO YOU CRY WHEN I MAKE LOVE TO YOU?”

Sparticus: “BECAUSE YOU KEEP KNOCKING OVER THE JENGA GAME!!! D8”

Conrad: “WELL, MAYBE IF YOU STOPPED PLAYING JENGA ON THE BED, WE WOULD NOT HAVE THIS ISSUE.”

Sparticus: “WHERE ELSE ARE WE SUPPOSED TO PLAY JENGA? YOUR PUDDING CUP PYRAMID TAKES UP THE ENTIRE DINNER TABLE!”

Conrad: “THATS BECAUSE YOU PUT THAT 1:1 SCALE FELT REGISTEEL IN THE LIVING ROOM. AND ON TOP OF THAT, YOU KEEP ALAN HOGTIED ON THE LIVING ROOM FLOOR.”

Sparticus: “AND WHERE ELSE, EXACTLY, IS ONE TO PUT A 1:1 SCALE FELT REGISTEEL? THE LAW OF NATURE DEMANDS THE LIVING ROOM FLOOR! AS FOR ALAN, I CAN COMPROMISE. WE’LL MOVE HIM TO THE GUEST ROOM.”

Conrad: “BUT THAT IS WHERE I KEEP ALL MY FLAMINGOS. IF WE WERE TO MOVE ALAN THERE, WE WOULD HAVE TO MOVE ALLLLLL OF THEM. THERE SHOULD BE ENOUGH ROOM IN THE EASTERN GARDEN.”

Sparticus: “BUT THE EASTERN GARDEN IS WHERE YOU KEEP THE BODY BAGS FILLED WITH BURGER KING POKEMON TOYS! THERE’S NO WAY THE FLAMINGOS COULD GO THERE! THEY CLASH!”